How to generate negative mass, traverse hyperspace and walk through walls, even with a dog.

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How to generate negative mass, traverse hyperspace and walk through walls, even with a dog.

by Craig Mayhew on Sat 19th May 2012 under General
I came across this recently, it had me in stiches and I have no idea if it's serious.

It's a patent application for walking through walls. There are several gems in here including "Upon reading his explanation, I realized that the thunderstorm is actually a hyperspace physics phenomenom." and my personal favourite "How to generate negative mass, traverse hyperspace and walk through walls, even with a dog".

http://www.scribd.com/doc/20946878/Walking-through-walls-US20060014125A1

A quick Google and there are several patents by the same chap JOHN QUINCY ST. CLAIR.

http://www.google.co.uk/patents?id=nB-dAAAAEBAJ&pg=PA1&dq=US2003/0197093Al&hl=en&sa=X&ei=iUHzTsy-HI3H8gPMo8jGAQ&ved=0CDcQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=US2003%2F0197093Al&f=false






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